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ANGELES CITY

A TRUE MONGERS CITY. ANGELES CITY IS TO THE PHILIPPINES AS PATTAYA IS TO THAILAND. THIS IS A PLACE WHICH ATTRACTS HORNY GUYS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. WHILE PATTAYA IS A TOURIST FRIENDLY BEACH RESORT, ANGELES IS REALLY JUST A SCRUFFY TOWN 2 HOURS DRIVE FROM MANILA. NO FAMILY TOURISTS OR HOLIDAYING COUPLES HERE. ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY SINGLE MALES FROM THE WEST (GENERALLY 40+) WITH A GROWING KOREAN FACTION (MANY OF WHOM LIVE AND WORK HERE). IF YOU CONSIDER THE UK HAS A PARTICULARLY STRONG CONTINGENT IN PATTAYA, YOU WILL SEE MORE AMERICANS AND AUSTRALIANS HERE.

 

 

OUTSIDE OF DRINKING AND FUCKING, THERE IS LITTLE TO DO IN THE DAYTIME APART FROM EAT, SHOOT POOL AND VISIT THE LARGE SM MALL. NO MATTER. YOU CAME HERE FOR THE PUSSY, RIGHT?

WE HAVE TO THANK THE US MILITARY FOR THE GROWTH OF SEX RELATED BARS IN ANGELES. THE RESULT OF THERE BEING A LARGE US AIR BASE (CLARK) ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN. AMERICAN FORCES LEFT IN 1991 BUT ENOUGH BARS REMAINED TO ATTRACT MALE TOURISTS SEEKING FEMALE COMPANY.

 MORE RECENTLY, LARGE HOTELS AND SUPER SIZE GOGO'S HAVE OPENED ESTABLISHING ANGELES AS AN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE. UNFORTUNATELY THIS HAS PUT THE SPOTLIGHT ON THE AREA AND INCREASED POLICE RAIDS AND CORRUPTION.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE, BARFINES ARE INCLUSIVE OF SEX IN ANGELES BARS (UNLIKE MANILA, THE GIRLS TAKE A CUT HERE). WITH AVERAGE PRICES OF 1300-1800P, IT IS CHEAPER THAN THAILAND. IT'S POLITE TO GIVE THE GIRL A TIP THE NEXT DAY (UNLESS SHE REALLY DOESN'T PERFORM) OF BETWEEN 200-500 PESOS.

 

FIELDS AVENUE. THIS IS ANGELES CITY'S WALKING STREET. A MIXTURE OF AROUND 40 GOGO'S ...FROM COSY TO SUPER SIZED. THESE ARE NOT RAUNCHY 'PATTAYA STYLE' GOGO'S (THOUGH I DID WITNESS A BLOW JOB IN THE DIRTY DUCK), SO EXPECT TO SEE GIRLS WEARING BIKINI'S AT ALL TIMES. ATTEMPTS TO 'PUSH THE ENVELOPE' (TOPLESS BODYPAINTING) HAVE EVENTUALLY LED TO POLICE ATTENTION, SO MOST BARS PLAY IT SAFE NOW.

 

 

LARGE GOGO'S LIKE ATLANTIS CAN HAVE 80 GIRLS ON STAGE AT ONE TIME. THESE LARGER BARS OFTEN HAVE SOME 'MODELS' WHOSE BARFINES ARE DOUBLE PRICE (3000P). BEWARE THE INTRODUCTION OF 'DOUBLE LADY DRINKS' (ALWAYS INSIST ON A SINGLE), WHERE THE GIRL WILL OPT FOR AN EXPENSIVE DRINK. BARS RELY ON DRINK SALES (MORE THAN BARFINES) TO MAKE MONEY, AND THIS IS A WAY OF MILKING THE BIG ROLLERS.

 

MANY OF THE GOGO'S ALLOW YOU TO FILM THEIR SHOWS. ALWAYS ASK JUST IN CASE. THE DOLLHOUSE GROUP (ATLANTIS, CRYSTAL PALACE, CLUB ASIA, TROPIX, DRAGONS DEN, PONYTAILS) ARE USUALLY FINE WITH IT, BUT MAY BE A LITTLE STRICTER IF POLICE RAIDS HAVE BEEN TAKING PLACE.

 

MEDIUM SIZED BARS CAN BE GOOD FOR A MORE PERSONAL SERVICE. ALASKA, INSOMNIA, DIRTY DUCK AND VOODOO CAN ALL BE FUN. I'VE SEEN 5 GIRLS MOLEST A SENIOR CITIZEN IN THE 'ONE EYED WENCH'. HANDS RIGHT DOWN HIS PANTS. ANOTHER  WAY OF GETTING MORE 'INTIMATE' WITH THE GIRLS IS THE SO CALLED ''BODYSHOT'. DOWN A TEQUILA AND THEN LICK THE LIME OFF A GIRLS TITS. YUMMY!

 

 

PERIMETER ROAD. THIS ROAD MEETS FIELDS AVENUE AND STRETCHES OFF INTO THE SUBURBS. DOTTED ALONG IT'S LENGTH ARE LITTLE CLUSTERS OF SIMPLE BARS. GIRLS AND BEERS ARE USUALLY CHEAPER HERE. BEST AS AFTERNOON OR EARLY EVENING DRINKING HOLES, THEY TEND TO BE POPULAR WITH EXPATS AND FREQUENT VISITORS. WITH FEWER CHOICES, AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL MAY BE SNAPPED UP EARLY, SO DON'T LEAVE IT LATE. BARS OPEN AROUND 1PM AND SHUT AT MIDNIGHT. WITH BARFINES BEING PAID AND THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF FIELDS BECKONING, THESE BARS GET QUIET LATE EVENING.

I HAD A THREESOME WITH 2 NASTY GIRLS FROM THE BLIND BEGGAR. OTHER BARS OF NOTE ARE LOST IN ASIA, HONEYKO'S, MIRRORS AND CANDY BAR.

 

A.SANTOS STREET. KNOWN FOR IT'S BLOWJOB BARS. THIS SIDE STREET OFF FIELDS ONLY HAS A HANDFUL OF VERY SIMPLE BARS AND THE GIRLS AREN'T AS ATTRACTIVE AS ELSEWHERE. RAIDS HAVE FORCED THE BARS TO OFFER THEIR SERVICES IN SHORT TIME HOTELS RATHER THAN ON THE PREMISES. PRICE IS AROUND 700 PESOS. 'BLACK PEARL', 'SHADOWS', AND 'UP TO YOU' (FORMALLY HONKY TONK), ARE WELL KNOWN SPOTS.

 

SAFETY AND ADVICE

UNLIKE MANILA, IT IS UNWISE TO TAKE FREELANCERS HOME DUE TO UNDERAGE SET UPS INVOLVING THE POLICE. GENERAL ADVICE FOR NEWBIES IS TO STICK TO BARGIRLS. THEY ARE ISSUED WITH 4 SETS OF IDENTIFICATION FROM CITY HALL. STILL, THE OCCASIONAL UNDER 18 SLIPS THROUGH THE NET.  THIS CAN BE GOOD NEWS FOR HER FAMILY AND THE POLICE. A RAID WILL BE CONDUCTED WITH BRIBE PAYMENTS ALL ROUND.

 

NUDITY HAS BECOME ANOTHER EXCUSE FOR THE POLICE TO RAID A BAR. CUSTOMERS ARE ALLOWED TO LEAVE, BUT THE ENTIRE BAR STAFF IS USUALLY TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AND HELD UNTIL PAYMENTS ARE MADE. ALTHOUGH THE GIRLS ARE SAID TO HAVE BEEN 'RESCUED FROM HUMAN TRAFFICKING' BY THE MEDIA, THEY ARE ACTUALLY HELD AGAINST THEIR WILL UNTIL MONEY CHANGES HANDS. IF YOU WERE IN ANY DOUBT THAT THIS IS AN EXTREMELY CORRUPT COUNTRY....YOU'RE NOT NOW!

IF THE TOURIST IS GENERALLY SAFE FROM BAR RAIDS, HE SHOULD CERTAINLY BE AWARE OF HIS SURROUNDINGS AND AVOID DARK STREETS LATE AT NIGHT. WHILE FIELDS AVENUE IS SAFE AT ALL HOURS, YOU SHOULD GET A TRIKE HOME IF YOUR HOTEL IS FURTHER AFIELD. DO NOT WALK FROM FIELDS TO PERIMETER ROAD LATE AT NIGHT. ROBBERIES HAVE TAKEN PLACE HERE IN THE PAST.

 

ANOTHER DOWNSIDE OF ANGELES IS THAT SOME OF THE GOGO DANCERS ARE CHERRY GIRLS (VIRGINS). THEY MAY GO DRINKING OR  BAR HOPPING WITH YOU, BUT THEY WILL NOT SCREW YOU. BE SURE THAT YOUR FAVOURED GIRL DOESN'T HAVE 'MENS' (PERIOD). YOU COULD BE WASTING A LOT OF LADYDRINKS.

ANGELES HAS A SYSTEM OF PAYMENT UPFRONT FOR SEX (INCLUDED IN THE BARFINE). THIS CAN BE A PROBLEM IF THE GIRL LEAVES EARLY OR REFUSES TO PERFORM IN THE ROOM. GO BACK TO THE BAR TO CLAIM A REFUND IF NECESSARY.

UNLIKE THAILAND, LADYBOYS (BAKLAS OR BILLY BOYS) ARE KEPT OUT OF ALL THE GOGO BARS. INSTEAD THEY PLY THEIR TRADE IN THE STREET, BUT NOWHERE NEAR THE NUMBERS YOU SEE IN WALKING STREET OR NANA SOI 4.

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